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Print Story Just what I always wanted
By Dr H0ffm4n (Wed Nov 18, 2009 at 07:46:36 AM EST) (all tags)
My own little bunny rabbit. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him... Bugs Bunny - The Abominable Snow Rabbit (1961)

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Print Story why are all songs about autumn sad?
By Dr H0ffm4n (Tue Nov 10, 2009 at 03:50:37 AM EST) (all tags)
Life is not all bad in Autumn. There's a freshness in the biting air, and fun to be had kicking gold and red crunchy leaves that someone has neatly piled up.

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Print Story Every terrible thing is a relief
By Dr H0ffm4n (Wed Jun 03, 2009 at 09:28:27 AM EST) (all tags)
Even months on end buried in grief
Our easy lifetimes which have to end
With the coming of your dead friend

Of deaths and endings. This Friday is the sixth anniversary of my meeting WPKAW. Just over two weeks later is the first anniversary of her death. WPKAW's inquest hearing was on Monday morning.

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Print Story Varnished weeds in window jars
By Dr H0ffm4n (Tue Mar 24, 2009 at 06:14:30 AM EST) (all tags)
Tarnished beads on tapestries
Kept in satin boxes are
Reflections of love's memories

AXA and I had a conversation at the weekend about love and stuff.

Minor Midget turned 11. We partied.

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Print Story February rolls over into March
By Dr H0ffm4n (Wed Mar 18, 2009 at 11:35:14 AM EST) (all tags)
Winter becomes Spring.

I look at you and you look at me and
deep in our hearts know it
That you weren't much of a muse,
but then I weren't much of a poet

The weeks are gliding past, time unnoticed.

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Print Story AXA and I are no more
By Dr H0ffm4n (Mon Mar 02, 2009 at 02:32:15 AM EST) (all tags)
She's panicked and gone to ground. It was all too complicated and scary for her. She hates people knowing her business and gossiping about her. She's got stuff she needs to deal with, can't handle anxiety well and this was the first time she'd got seriously involved since her nearly-death four (five?) years ago. Yes, it had only been a week, but it's serious enough in her head already to count.

This was my line of thinking in the three minutes on Sunday evening when she sent an OMG!! as she realized that the midgets were able to see some of the texts she'd sent me over the weekend. But she reassured me that "Yes, am v ok :)" and wanted to know if they'd asked who she was.

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By Dr H0ffm4n (Thu Feb 26, 2009 at 11:16:21 AM EST) (all tags)
Major Midget was pleased with The Package.
Especially, when she saw the inscription. So thanks.

Major Midget broke several adult hearts tonight.

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Print Story I'm trying to tread careful, baby
By Dr H0ffm4n (Tue Feb 24, 2009 at 03:58:59 AM EST) (all tags)
You're as brittle as the wishbone of a bird
(Lie down here & be my girl)
We've been scribbled in the margins of a story
That's patently absurd
(Lie down here & be my girl)

The days of February from 14 to 24. Including, but not limited to, angst, hand wringing, opera, pacing, pausing, running away, planning, dithering, more opera, more angst, paralysis, horrible coincidence, nerves and food poisoning.

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Print Story I dreamt about my mother last night
By Dr H0ffm4n (Sat Feb 21, 2009 at 03:00:39 AM EST) (all tags)
I caught her being unfaithful to my dad. With another woman. It explained a lot.

I finished reading The White Tiger this afternoon. That is the last book I intend to read to WPKAW.

I am out with AXA at the opera this evening. We are going for dinner afterwards.  I do not expect to come home.

Update [2009-2-21 11:44:18 by Dr H0ffm4n]: The Grant of Letters of Administration was waiting for me when I got home last night. I am now legally the executor of WPKAW's estate.

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Print Story When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
By Dr H0ffm4n (Fri Feb 20, 2009 at 01:49:51 AM EST) (all tags)
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
When I'm dreaming yes I know I'm gonna dream
Dream about the time when I'm with you.

I dreamt about WPKAW last night. She was sitting on the edge of the bed. She turned her back on me, wouldn't talk to me and wouldn't explain what was wrong. I knew it was over. All my questions were just met with silence.

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